Nala is excited because her mommy and daddy are getting married TOMORROW! Tomorrow! (Taken with instagram)
I’m getting married in two days! I’M GETTING MARRIED IN TWO DAYS!!!!!!
Happy to be home but missing playing trivia tonight with my HBIC’s!!
And am quickly realizing this is the place where dreams go to die
Ooooh yeah.
Fighting wedding induced insomnia the only way I know how. Vino at 4 AM. (Taken with instagram)
Maybe this is due to some big plans I have this weekend?
In 4 days, I get to marry the bestest of boys.
PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASE let that day hurry on up. Because wedding mania (aka my house/parents right now) may break me. My to-do list is soooooo so so so so so so so so loooooooooooooooong and all I want to do is pick out my honeymoon wardrobe! (#whitegirlproblems)
This text between two of my favorite people made me laugh out loud.
If you are a piece of shit redneck, and your credit card gets declined at the restaurant, and you can’t afford your food you ordered, and your letting your fat nasty kids drink mountain dew at 8 PM, the best thing to do is complain to the manager about your waitress and what “bad service” you had.
Because obviously your waitress is the problem.
Insert rage.